Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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