Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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