I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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