I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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