What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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