well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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