my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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