wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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