guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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