one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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