No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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