I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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