I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Small penises have feelings too.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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