I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I showed him my bush... on skype.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You have to summon your inner elephant
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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