We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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