Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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