Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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