Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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