at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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