The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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