Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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