You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
NoShamevember. You game?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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