heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
organizing the empties. That sober.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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