Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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