It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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