Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's the barista slut.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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