What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im holly from the hills drunk
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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