Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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