return my video game
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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