Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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