Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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