Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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