; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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