Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
