Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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