Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
