I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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