2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
