...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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