I wish my penis had an off switch
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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