M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
