it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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