wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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