i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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