Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So vagazzling was a success
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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