She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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