smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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