so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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