This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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