It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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