wakey wakey hands off snakey
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
wow bdsm is so cute
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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