Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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